Tom Cruise chlorine cocktail is up for auction

Eric Clapton's guitar was auctioned for $959,000, and a pair of ruby-red slippers from "The Wizard of Oz" sold for over $500,00.

So how much for some pool water that Tom Cruise probably never swam in? A 4-ounce bottle of Authentic Tom Cruise Water is being auctioned at eBay, with a lousy photo of Tom and Katie Holmes at a pool as evidence of its authenticity.

Seller "lowginjay" has a 100% Positive feedback rating, if that adds to your comfort level. Lowginjay may have the last laugh, too: A jar of Brad and Angelina's air molecules sold for $523, and a tissue used -- yeah, used -- by Scarlett Johansson fetched $5,300.

Better hurry, crazy people, the auction closes Friday.

How much would you pay for Tom Water?