Manning to retire...reports Colts fan Rob Lowe

Rob Lowe, currently of Parks and Recreation and formerly of The West Wing, has apparently heard from People Who Know Things that Peyton Manning will retire today. Lowe is a big Colts fan, which explains his interest in the Indiana-based Parks and Rec, but if he's right, he appears to have scooped even the NFL Network's Rich Eisen.

A Manning retirement would mean a near-complete Colts turnover, which would undoubtedly turn the fictional world of Parks and Rec upside down...not to mention the real-life Indianapolis and the 1.8 million people around it.

Will Lowe be proven right? Has Manning taken his last snap? Will there be a St. Elmo's Fire 2? The world waits for answers.

What else should Rob Lowe report on?