That's a little fruity! Woman finds strawberry shaped like a penis in her garden
No, it's not just your dirty mind: That strawberry does look like what you think it looks like. Carole Collen, 52, of Dartford, England, was tending to her backyard garden when she discovered the phallic fruit and — because you're never too old to snicker at something shaped like a wang — she immediately snapped a picture. "When I saw it I just thought, 'Oh my God!'" Collen said.
Despite its shape, she still served the berry to her family after dinner, along with a bowl of less-X-rated fruit. "I did think it was a bit small," she grumbled. "It would be nice if it grew a bit bigger." Maybe it was cold in your garden, Carole.
Carole Collen, 52, was picking fruit yesterday morning when she discovered the cheekily-shaped crop dangling in her garden
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