Oh, dear: Chinese paper really thinks Kim Jong-un is Sexiest Man Alive

If you believe Kim Jong-un has been named Sexiest Man Alive, you're as gullible as the editors at China's People’s Daily, who took a spoof story declaring the puffy-faced North Korean leader "The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012" completely seriously.

Never heard of the Onion? It's a satirical newspaper hell-bent on making fun of pretty much everything. We can practically hear the laughter emanating from its offices as they inspect the Chinese publication's 55-page spread celebrating the supreme leader's (illusive) sex appeal.

How exactly do you make Lil' Kim look sexy? Show him sporting dark sunglasses, perched on a horse, aiming a rifle ... nah, Channing Tatum still gets our vote.