The lowly Washington Wizards' JaVale McGee does things on a basketball court that defy physics and, sometimes, logic. An enterprising YouTube user named King Kolt Air has decided to focus on the latter. "King" collected McGee's eight most bizarre plays in a three-minute video marred a bit by some NSFW titles, misspellings and serious lack of attention to detail in the countdown itself. (There are two number sixes on the list. Which number six is better?) The video is an impressive collection of weird plays, but if you're going to criticize McGee for "dumb" play, it's best avoid mistakes of your own.

Would you want JaVale McGee on your team?