8-pound ‘StrasBurger’ to make debut at Nationals Park

Who needs Five Guys when you can have a burger that takes five guys to eat? Witness the Washington Nationals' StrasBurger, brought to us by For the Record Sports. The StrasBurger is named after phenom hurler Stephen Strasburg, and is a patty of ground brisket, chuck and short ribs with toppings that tip the scales above the weight of your average newborn. Mmm-mmm!

This might sound like the Republican response to Michelle Obama's "Let's Move" campaign to stop child obesity, but we assure you that it's a very real menu item at Nationals' Park Red Porch restaurant, and very bad for you.

Would you order the StrasBurger?

 
 
 
 

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