Rasheed Wallace, don't ever change. Just 85 seconds into Sunday's game, the reliably unhinged New York Knicks forward picked up his first technical foul, for shoving Luis Scola of the Phoenix Suns. Then, because technicals were apparently Buy One, Get One Free, Wallace picked up his second — and an automatic ejection — for shouting "BALL DON'T LIE!" at the ref after Scola missed his free throw.
If you've been keeping track at home (and why wouldn't you be?), that trip to the bench was Wallace's 31st career ejection, and he's collected more than 300 technical fouls. Welcome back, Sheed! [Source]