Have you gotten an unusual Valentine?

Chocolate is overdone, flowers are too impersonal and even the sappiest of cards isn't always enough.

This year, if you're looking for an unusual -- and carbohydrate-free -- way to tell your non-vegan Valentine that you care, why not make them a pair of beef jerky underpants?

It's a gift that says, "Your pants are dehydrated, but my passion isn't." There are only a few simple steps (assuming that shaping a pair of Slim Jim laces is simple for you) standing between you and a nitrate-rich night of...chewing. Lots and lots of chewing.

Have you gotten an unusual Valentine?

 
 
 
 

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