By Pius Aghadiuno Published 02/08/2012 12:50:00 | Views: 240
Have you gotten an unusual Valentine?
 

Chocolate is overdone, flowers are too impersonal and even the sappiest of cards isn't always enough.

This year, if you're looking for an unusual -- and carbohydrate-free -- way to tell your non-vegan Valentine that you care, why not make them a pair of beef jerky underpants?

It's a gift that says, "Your pants are dehydrated, but my passion isn't." There are only a few simple steps (assuming that shaping a pair of Slim Jim laces is simple for you) standing between you and a nitrate-rich night of...chewing. Lots and lots of chewing.

Have you gotten an unusual Valentine?

 
 
 
 
By Pius Aghadiuno 02/08/2012 12:50:00
 
 

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