By Jamie Rivera Published 05/01/2016 11:09:00 | Views: 2568
Larry Wilmore, the guest host from Comedy Central, speaks at the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner at the Washington Hilton in Washington, on April 30, 2016.
 

Comedian Larry Wilmore, host of Comedy Central's "The Nightly Show," was the entertainer at the 2016 White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday – and no one was safe from his sometimes shocking jabs.


1. “I can’t understand why everybody treats Donald Trump with kid gloves. Then I realize they’re the only gloves that will fit his stupid little baby hands.”

 

2. “Some of America’s finest black journalists are here tonight. Don Lemon’s here, too.”

 

 3. “There’s a joke going around the Internet that Ted Cruz is actually the Zodiac Killer. I’m not making that up. Come on, that is absurd. Some people actually liked the Zodiac Killer.”

 

 4. "You look terrible, Mr. President. No, you do, man. I mean, look at you. Your hair is so white it tried to punch me at a Trump rally. The president's hair is so white it keeps saying, 'All Lives Matter.' All right, fine, I get it. No, man, you came in here looking like Denzel (Washington). Now, you're going out looking like Grady from 'Sanford and Son.'"

 

5. “I just got a note from the president saying that if you want another drink, you should order it now because the bar will be closing down. Of course, he said the same thing about Guantanamo, so you have at least another eight years.”

6. “I saw you (Obama) hanging out with NBA players like Steph Curry, Golden State Warriors. That was cool. You know, it kind of makes sense, too, because both of you like raining down bombs on people from long distances.”

 

7. "Hillary was flustered when a Black Lives Matter protester challenged her. I haven’t seen a white lady that upset over being blindsided by a black person since Kelly Ripa."

8. "C-SPAN, of course, is carrying tonight’s dinner live, which is ironic because most of the viewers are not. It is true, guys. C-SPAN is the No. 1 network among people who died watching TV and no one‘s found them yet."

9. "Sen. Bernie Sanders is here tonight. Senator! Which I'm surprised, you never come to these things. He usually goes to the White House correspondents’ early-bird dinner."

 

 10. "Chris Christie was supposed to be here tonight. I don’t know if he made it. He RSVPed for three: him, his wife and Donald Trump’s dry cleaning."

 

 

 
 
 
 
By Jamie Rivera 05/01/2016 11:09:00
 
 

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